i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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