If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
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Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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