But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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