We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
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i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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