Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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