xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
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Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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