scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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