idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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