I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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