Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
This can only be settled by a dance off.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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