you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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