idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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