No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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