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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...

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  Are you serious?

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  yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?

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• (347): View more from New York

  Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.

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  Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.

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