Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(516): View more from New York

See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil

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(562): View more from California

she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.

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(540): View more from Virginia

i really wish james franco would like my vagina

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(954): View more from Florida

My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?

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(614): View more from Ohio

It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover

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(905): View more from Ontario

I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...

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