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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Being persistent has its perks my friend.

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• (925): View more from California

  just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.

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• (915): View more from Texas

  What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date

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• (916): View more from California

  They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street

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• (975): View more from Missouri

  All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday

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