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'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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