Dual....:-)
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
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Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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