I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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