Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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