Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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