No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
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And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize