i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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