he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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