finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Just high enough for therapy.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Randomize
