If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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