Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Did you just see the Batmobile???
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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