There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
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I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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