sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
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I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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