you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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