Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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