DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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