We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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