My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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