marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
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What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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