Soap is not a condiment
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
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she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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