I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
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I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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