if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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