i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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