just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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