"it" just moved
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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