Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
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There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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