And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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