so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
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My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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