Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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