Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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