dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Dear god my vagina.
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