i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Randomize
