We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
