I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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