bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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