I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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