she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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