Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
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If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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